I love to laud it over the animal kingdom.
This work depicts the time I flew all the way to Oz in my Messerschmitt just to laugh at a stupid moose. From a distance I could see old moosey in the billabong, like he's some kind of king or something. Thus I swoop in an unleash a payload of scientific instruments; the bunsen, the geiger and the microscope.
Oh Moosey, if only you were as wise as man you could use these implements; you could rise out the mire of the billabong and build things like Messerschmitts. But the bloody oaf seems more interested in caramac.
I fly on, smug.
My third favourite snooker referee is equally amused.
I will not explain the use of 'Allied Carpets' in this piece so don't even ask
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