ART #0002 Superiority

I love to laud it over the animal kingdom.

This work depicts the time I flew all the way to Oz in my Messerschmitt just to laugh at a stupid moose. From a distance I could see old moosey in the billabong, like he's some kind of king or something. Thus I swoop in an unleash a payload of scientific instruments;  the bunsen, the geiger and the microscope.

Oh Moosey, if only you were as wise as man you could use these implements; you could rise out the mire of the billabong and build things like Messerschmitts. But the bloody oaf seems more interested in caramac.

I fly on, smug.


My third favourite snooker referee is equally amused.

I will not explain the use of 'Allied Carpets' in this piece so don't even ask

ART #0001 Birth

In this piece I am exploring the idea of birth. I am bore by a triceratops on the moon to a rainbow crescendo. To celebrate my birth the prophet Jeremiah incinerates defunct confectionery in a bonfire. However, the joy here is short lived as a naughty zebra carries the embers in an egg cup and uses them to tarnish a beautiful snooker trophy. Gutted. Nearby some corduroy dungarees sit, a fabric which I consider to be at it's zenith.

I sit, a new born infant innocent to the world, and gaze into a moon pond. I look upon the image of a dying Mike Baldwin and wonder what God wrought when he made the world so sad